5 Jokes For Peasant

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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Did you hear about the peasant who won the lottery? He became a millionaire overnight... in grains!

What's a peasant's favorite dance? The hoe-down!

What's a peasant's favorite board game? 'Crop'-oly!

How did the peasant fix his broken tractor? With a 'crop' of duct tape!

What did the farmer say to the lazy crop? 'You're a little 'seedy' to me!

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