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The Reckless Friend
Struggling to remember and adhere to the "no peanuts" rule.
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My buddy asked me to pick up some snacks for movie night. I proudly presented a big bowl of trail mix. He just stared at me. Turns out, trail mix is like a minefield for him. I should have just stuck to popcorn.
The Overprotective Parent
Balancing the safety of their child with the desire for a normal childhood.
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I'm so overprotective, I considered hiring a hazmat team to sanitize the entire school before my child walks in. I want them to have an education, not an allergic reaction.
The Stand-up Comedian with a Twist
Using the peanut allergy as comedic material without offending anyone.
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I asked my allergic friend if he'd ever do stand-up comedy. He said, "I can't stand up if there are peanuts around." Fair point. I guess we'll stick to virtual gigs.
The Peanut Whisperer
Navigating social situations with the responsibility of ensuring no peanuts are present.
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I thought about starting a business where I go to events and ensure there are no peanuts. Call me the Peanut Whisperer - I bring peace of mind and an EpiPen to every gathering.
The Peanut Enthusiast
Trying to navigate a world that seems to revolve around peanuts.
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I tried speed dating once, and when my date mentioned she loved peanut butter, I had to break it to her that we're not a match. It's not you, it's the peanuts. They're everywhere, and I can't escape them, not even in my love life.
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