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You ever notice how PE teachers always seem to be in peak physical condition? Meanwhile, I'm over here winded after climbing a flight of stairs. I guess the real workout is trying to figure out where they get all that energy.
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You know you had a tough PE teacher when you still have nightmares about them blowing that whistle. I swear, to this day, I can't eat soup without flinching at the sound of a spoon hitting the bowl.
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PE teachers have a sixth sense for knowing when you forgot your gym clothes. It's like they have a secret hotline to the laundry fairy. I've never seen someone so disappointed in my choice of wearing jeans to play basketball.
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My PE teacher used to say, "No pain, no gain." I'd argue that sitting comfortably without pain gains me a lot. But hey, who am I to question the wisdom of someone who thinks climbing a rope is a life skill?
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PE teachers love to emphasize teamwork, but have you ever noticed how they pair you up for group activities? It's like they're secretly conducting a social experiment to see how well introverts and extroverts can coexist in the wild.
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PE class taught me that when faced with adversity, you can either rise to the occasion or master the art of faking a twisted ankle. Spoiler alert: I was a master thespian with a flair for dramatic injuries.
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PE teachers have this uncanny skill of turning any innocent game into a mini Olympic event. I played badminton with my PE teacher once, and I'm pretty sure I saw him warming up like he was about to face off in the Wimbledon finals.
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I once asked my PE teacher if there was a sport where the main objective was sitting on the couch. He laughed and said, "It's called Netflix and chill." Well, I've been training for the Olympics in that sport my entire life.
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I have a theory that PE teachers are secretly training us for a zombie apocalypse. I mean, those mandatory mile runs? That's just cardio to outrun the undead. And trust me, if I survive a zombie apocalypse, I better get an A in PE retroactively.
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