6+ Best One Liners Jokes For pavlov's dog

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My dog tried to use classical conditioning on me. Every time I sat down to watch TV, he'd ring a bell until I gave him the remote!

I trained my dog using Pavlov's methods to fetch the newspaper. Now, every time the mailman arrives, my dog brings me the TV remote instead.

My dog is a Pavlovian master. He rings a bell before he barks so that we associate his barking with relief when he finally stops!

I tried to use classical conditioning on my cat, but she just gave me a disdainful look and knocked the bell off the table.

I tried to use classical conditioning on my goldfish, but every time I rang the bell, he just looked at me and swam in circles.

I asked my dog what he learned from Pavlov. He said, 'If the phone rings, answer it; it might be a telemarketer with treats!

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