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I asked my pathologically forgetful friend how they manage their schedule. They said, 'What schedule?
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I have a friend who's pathologically organized. They alphabetize their spice rack, but when it comes to their life, it's pure chaos.
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I asked my friend, who's pathologically indecisive, if they wanted to go left or right. They said, 'Let's flip a coin!' We're still waiting for it to land.
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I have a friend who's pathologically allergic to commitment. They break out in hives at the mere mention of the word 'forever.
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I tried to tell my friend a joke about being pathologically late, but they didn't get it because they arrived an hour after the punchline!
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I have a friend who is pathologically afraid of commitment. They even broke up with their GPS because it wanted a long-term relationship.
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