5 Jokes For Pathological

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Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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The Therapist

Dealing with pathological clients
I asked a client about their childhood, and they spun this elaborate tale. I thought I was listening to the next great novelist. Turns out, they were just describing an episode of a soap opera.

The Job Interviewer

Interviewing a pathological job candidate
The candidate claimed to have the cure for procrastination. I thought, "If that were true, we'd have a vaccine for laziness by now.

The Detective

Investigating a pathological crime
My partner is convinced we're dealing with a pathological mastermind. I told him, "Dude, we're in a small town. The only thing pathological here is the traffic on Main Street.

The Parent

Parenting a pathological teenager
I found a note in my teenager's room that said, "I cleaned my room today." I thought I entered an alternate universe until I realized it was a work of fiction.

The Stand-Up Comedian

Crafting jokes for a pathological audience
I told a joke about a pathological liar, and a guy in the back shouted, "That never happened!" I thought, "Well, at least we found the spokesperson for the evening.

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