18 Jokes For Passport

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Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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How do passports greet each other? They say, 'Visa-vis'!
What do you call a nervous passport? Shaken, not stamped!
What did the passport say about its trip to Europe? It was continental!
What's a passport's favorite game? Where in the World is the Next Stamp?!
Why did the passport blush? Because it saw so many stamps!
Why did the passport go to school? It wanted to be well-traveled!
What's a passport's favorite type of music? A stampede!
What did the stamp say to the passport? Stick with me, and we'll go places!

The Passport Predicament

Have you ever noticed that getting a passport is like trying to get into an exclusive club? They want your photo, your details, and a fee, but heaven forbid if you've got a hair out of place or you blinked! Suddenly, you're an international threat!

Passport: The Global Ticket

You know you're an adult when you get excited about traveling to places not for vacation but because you want to fill up those empty pages in your passport. Look at all these pages! It's like a global scrapbook... but with less glitter and more jet lag.

Passport Renewal: The Waiting Game

Waiting for your renewed passport feels like waiting for a letter from Hogwarts. Except instead of a magical world, you're just hoping to get through airport security without a hiccup.

Passport: The Identity Parade

Getting a passport is like going through an identity parade, but instead of pointing out the criminal, you're pointing out that you're the same person you were ten years ago—just with fewer dreams and more gray hairs.

Lost in Passport Translation

Ever tried explaining to a customs officer why your passport looks like it's been through a washing machine? Ah yes, officer, that's the new eco-friendly look they're going for these days.

Passport Photos: The Horror Show

Taking a passport photo is the universe's way of saying, Let's see how bad you can look when you're nervous! Seriously, they should have a warning label: Objects in photo may appear less photogenic than they appear in real life.

The Passport Picture Pose

Why do we have to look so serious in passport photos? Like, I get it, it's a security measure, but who looks at that photo and thinks, Ah yes, this person is definitely not up to mischief!

Passport Stamps: The Collector's Edition

People collect stamps for fun, but when it's on your passport, suddenly you're an explorer. Oh, look at this one from Tahiti! And here's my rare stamp from the Bermuda Triangle... where I lost three days and a credit card.

The Great Passport Race

Why is it that passports expire? Do they think our identity suddenly becomes invalid every ten years? I mean, if I can't remember my middle name after a decade, then maybe!

Passport Renewal Blues

Renewing a passport is like giving it a midlife crisis makeover. Out with the old, in with the older! You walk into the office feeling 30, and you walk out looking like you've seen a century of international turmoil.

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