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Airport Security Officer
Dealing with people who forget to remove their belt at the security checkpoint.
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I had a passenger argue with me about removing his belt. He said, "It's a fashion statement!" I told him, "Well, today's statement is 'please step to the side and rethink your choices.'
Immigration Officer
Dealing with travelers who think humor is the key to a smooth entry.
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Someone handed me their passport and said, "I hope you find me 'entry'taining." I thought, "Buddy, the only thing entertaining here is how quickly I can stamp your passport and move on.
Travel Agent
Trying to convince clients to explore exotic destinations rather than the same old tourist spots.
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I had a client who said, "I want a vacation, but nothing too adventurous." I suggested a spa in the mountains. His response? "Do they have Wi-Fi there?" Dude, even the trees need a break from social media.
Passport Photographer
Dealing with people who can't keep a straight face for their passport photo.
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I had a guy ask me if I could Photoshop a smile onto his passport photo. I said, "Sorry, we're not in the business of turning you into a wanted criminal with a cheerful disposition.
Lost Passport Owner
The frustration of losing your passport in a foreign country.
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When I realized my passport was missing, I panicked. I went to the embassy, and the official asked, "How did you lose it?" I said, "It's a magic trick – it disappeared right when I needed it the most!
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