8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For parked car

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Why did the parked car win an award? Because it had the best 'park-trait'!

Why did the parked car feel tired? Because it had been idle all day!

How did the parked car pass the time? By reading its owner's manual!

Did you hear about the parked car that became a musician? It was really good at parallel parking!

Why don't parked cars get sunburned? They have 'car' sun protection!

How do parked cars keep cool? They roll down their 'windows'!

Why did the parked car get a parking ticket? It wasn't street-smart!

Why did the parked car get invited to the party? Because it had the best 'parking-lot'!

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