7+ Best One Liners Jokes For parked car

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What's a parked car's favorite TV show? 'Wheel of Fortune'!

Why was the parked car so unpopular? It always occupied too much space!

What's a parked car's favorite game? Musical parking spots!

Why don't parked cars like parties? They don't want to be towed away!

Why was the parked car so calm during rush hour? It had 'brake' control!

What did the parked car say to the impatient driver? 'Don't honk, I'm recharging!

Why do parked cars make terrible secret keepers? They always 'tailpipe'!

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