9 Jokes About Paris

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Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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Why did the Parisian carry a ladder? To take their career to new heights, like the Eiffel Tower!
What did the Eiffel Tower say to the Statue of Liberty? 'You're a shining beacon, but I'm towering over you!
What did one Parisian tomato say to the other? 'Don't get in a saucy mood, let's keep it trés fresh!
Why did the painter visit Paris so often? Because it always provided him with a 'palette' of inspiration!
Why did the Eiffel Tower break up with the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It felt like their relationship was leaning too much!
What do you call a person who brings a baguette to a fencing match in Paris? A bread winner!
Why did the Parisian refuse to share their croissant? They said, 'I don't share food, c'est la vie!
Why did the croissant go to Paris? Because it was feeling a bit butter off there!
How do you spot a Parisian astronaut? They're always saying, 'Houston, we have a Paris fashion problem!

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