5 Jokes About Paris

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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Metro Musician

Trying to serenade commuters but getting drowned out by the subway screeches.
I tried singing love songs on the metro, but the only thing that harmonized with me was the sound of someone's suitcase rolling over my foot.

Pigeon Enthusiast

Seeing the city from a bird's-eye view, but constantly getting chased by angry Parisians.
Parisians give me dirty looks when I feed pigeons in the park. I guess they don't appreciate my efforts to create a real-life version of "The Birds of Love.

Lost Tourist

Navigating the city of love, but can't find their way in love.
Getting lost in Paris is like my love life - plenty of roundabouts, no clear exits.

Romantic Waiter

Balancing serving love on a plate while dealing with customers who only want escargot.
Trying to make a couple fall in love over dinner is like trying to teach a cat to salsa dance – entertaining, but it rarely works.

Eiffel Tower Painter

Constantly painting the town red, but it's never the right shade.
I asked my boss if I could add a disco ball to the Eiffel Tower. He said no, apparently, they frown upon "sparkling" up national landmarks.

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