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I complimented a paraplegic on their parking skills. They said, 'I've got the best spot in town!
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My paraplegic friend started a band. They really know how to roll with the music!
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I asked a paraplegic if they needed a lift. They said, 'Nah, I've got wheels for that too!
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I met a paraplegic who was a chef. They make the best wheely good dishes!
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I tried to teach a paraplegic friend to dance. They said they'd rather roll with the rhythm!
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I offered a paraplegic a hand. They replied, 'Thanks, but I've got this wheely covered.
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Why did the paraplegic break up with their calculator? It couldn't stand long division!
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I joined a paraplegic dance class. It's less about graceful moves and more about trying not to run over your dance partner's toes. We call it the 'wheelchair waltz.'
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Dating as a paraplegic is tricky. I told my date I was looking for someone who could sweep me off my feet, but they took it a bit too literally and brought a broom.
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I tried joining a paraplegic support group, but I couldn't stand the competition. They're all just trying to out-wheelchair each other!
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I recently got into wheelchair racing. Not by choice, mind you. It's just that my Uber driver misunderstood when I said I was in a hurry.
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Being paraplegic has its advantages. I never have to worry about my Fitbit judging me for not reaching 10,000 steps. My Fitbit is probably in therapy now, feeling neglected.
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I thought about becoming a detective as a paraplegic. You know, solving crimes from the comfort of my wheelchair. My first case? The mystery of the missing TV remote. Spoiler alert: It was under the couch the whole time!
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People often ask if I miss walking. I tell them, 'Not really, but I do miss kicking people in the shins. Now I have to settle for wheelchair bumper cars.'
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I decided to take up stand-up comedy as a paraplegic. It's like, why stand when you can sit and make people laugh? Plus, my set always has a 'rolling' punchline!
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Life as a paraplegic is like being in a perpetual game of musical chairs, but the music stopped, and I never got the memo!
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