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I heard about a paraplegic comedian who killed it on stage. When someone asked how he handled hecklers, he said, "I just roll with the punches." Now, that's how you handle a tough crowd!
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Paraplegics have the ultimate excuse for not helping you move. You know, when your friend asks, "Can you lend a hand with these boxes?" they're like, "Sorry, I've got my hands full steering this wheelchair, but I can give you moral support!
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I saw a paraplegic guy zooming down the sidewalk the other day in his motorized wheelchair. I thought, "Man, I need to upgrade my commute game. Forget rush hour traffic, I want to roll into the office like I'm on a mission.
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I saw a paraplegic person with a bumper sticker that said, "My other ride is your sympathy." I thought, "That's one way to turn a stereotype on its head and keep people chuckling instead of pitying.
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Have you ever tried to play a game of Twister with a paraplegic friend? It's a whole new level of strategy. They're like, "Left hand on blue, right hand on yellow, and my wheelchair will strategically block anyone trying to take my spot!
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You ever see a paraplegic beat you at a dance-off? It's like, "Okay, I might have the legs, but they've got the spins and twirls mastered. They're out there on the dance floor making us all look like we've got two left feet.
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I was at a restaurant, and I noticed a paraplegic person at the next table using their wheelchair to their advantage. They leaned over to get the waiter's attention and said, "Can you do me a solid and pass me the salt?" Talk about taking control of the dining experience!
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Have you ever noticed how paraplegics are the real MVPs at concerts? They've got a front-row seat every time. Meanwhile, the rest of us are squeezing through the crowd, trying not to spill our overpriced drinks.
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I was watching a paraplegic play video games with their friends, and I thought, "These guys are leveling up together, literally. They're proving that teamwork and camaraderie know no bounds, or in this case, no legs!
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