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Why did the paralyzed man become a chef? Because he wanted to prove that even a veggie can roll!
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Why did the paralyzed cat join a music band? It wanted to play the keyboard with its paws!
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Why did the paralyzed mathematician become a teacher? Because he knew how to make numbers stand still!
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Why did the paralyzed computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes and couldn't move its cursor!
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I told my paralyzed friend he should open a bakery. He said, 'I'm already on a roll, why not add cinnamon!
Paralyzed Poker Face
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Playing poker with my paralyzed buddy is the worst. He's got the best poker face because, well, his face literally can't change expressions. I can't tell if he's bluffing or just enjoying the game a little too much.
Paralyzed Productivity
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My paralyzed friend is the ultimate multitasker. He can't move most of his body, but somehow he's mastered the art of watching TV, texting, and taking a nap, all at the same time. I'm over here struggling to tie my shoes without falling over.
Paralyzed Panic
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You know, I recently read that laughter is like medicine. So, I tried telling a joke to my friend who's paralyzed. Well, let's just say, the only thing that moved was the awkward silence.
Paralyzed Poses
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I have this friend who's paralyzed, and I gotta say, he has the best Instagram account. Every photo looks like a perfectly curated yoga pose. I mean, who needs a yoga instructor when you have life giving you a constant downward dog?
Paralyzed Pranks
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I tried pulling a prank on my paralyzed friend once. I put a whoopee cushion on his wheelchair. Turns out, when you can't feel your legs, the sound of a fart is just another Tuesday.
Paralyzed Parties
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I invited my paralyzed friend to a dance party, thinking, Why not? Everyone loves a good dance! Turns out, it's a lot more of a sit-down affair. Who knew the electric slide could be so electric from a wheelchair?
Paralyzed Playlist
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My paralyzed friend asked me to make him a playlist. I thought, Sure, I'll add some uplifting tunes. Little did I know, he wanted a playlist for his wheelchair joyrides. Now he's rolling to the sound of 'Highway to Hell.' Talk about a rebellious spirit!
Paralyzed Pickup Lines
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I suggested my paralyzed friend try some pickup lines to break the ice with people. He looked at me and said, What am I gonna say? 'Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.' I guess he's more into Bluetooth relationships.
Paralyzed Predictions
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You know you've been friends with someone for a long time when you start finishing each other's sentences. With my paralyzed buddy, it's a little different. I start a sentence, and he finishes it with a raised eyebrow, as if to say, Really? I had no idea!
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