15 Jokes For Paralysed

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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Why did the paralyzed man become a chef? Because he wanted to prove that even a veggie can roll!
Why did the paralyzed cat join a music band? It wanted to play the keyboard with its paws!
Why did the paralyzed mathematician become a teacher? Because he knew how to make numbers stand still!
Why did the paralyzed computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes and couldn't move its cursor!
I told my paralyzed friend he should open a bakery. He said, 'I'm already on a roll, why not add cinnamon!

Paralyzed Poker Face

Playing poker with my paralyzed buddy is the worst. He's got the best poker face because, well, his face literally can't change expressions. I can't tell if he's bluffing or just enjoying the game a little too much.

Paralyzed Productivity

My paralyzed friend is the ultimate multitasker. He can't move most of his body, but somehow he's mastered the art of watching TV, texting, and taking a nap, all at the same time. I'm over here struggling to tie my shoes without falling over.

Paralyzed Panic

You know, I recently read that laughter is like medicine. So, I tried telling a joke to my friend who's paralyzed. Well, let's just say, the only thing that moved was the awkward silence.

Paralyzed Poses

I have this friend who's paralyzed, and I gotta say, he has the best Instagram account. Every photo looks like a perfectly curated yoga pose. I mean, who needs a yoga instructor when you have life giving you a constant downward dog?

Paralyzed Pranks

I tried pulling a prank on my paralyzed friend once. I put a whoopee cushion on his wheelchair. Turns out, when you can't feel your legs, the sound of a fart is just another Tuesday.

Paralyzed Parties

I invited my paralyzed friend to a dance party, thinking, Why not? Everyone loves a good dance! Turns out, it's a lot more of a sit-down affair. Who knew the electric slide could be so electric from a wheelchair?

Paralyzed Playlist

My paralyzed friend asked me to make him a playlist. I thought, Sure, I'll add some uplifting tunes. Little did I know, he wanted a playlist for his wheelchair joyrides. Now he's rolling to the sound of 'Highway to Hell.' Talk about a rebellious spirit!

Paralyzed Pickup Lines

I suggested my paralyzed friend try some pickup lines to break the ice with people. He looked at me and said, What am I gonna say? 'Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.' I guess he's more into Bluetooth relationships.

Paralyzed Predictions

You know you've been friends with someone for a long time when you start finishing each other's sentences. With my paralyzed buddy, it's a little different. I start a sentence, and he finishes it with a raised eyebrow, as if to say, Really? I had no idea!

Paralyzed Pizza Night

We ordered pizza the other night, and my paralyzed friend insisted on paying. I tried to argue, but he just looked at me and said, Come on, it's not like I'm going anywhere with this money. Touche, my friend, touche.

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