9 Jokes For Paralysed

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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I asked my paralyzed friend if he wanted to go hiking. He said, 'I prefer a scenic roll with a view!
I told my paralyzed friend he should take up acting. Now he's in a roll every night!
I asked my paralyzed friend if he wanted to play hide and seek. He said, 'Sure, I'll hide, you seek my wheelchair!
I told my paralyzed friend he should become a detective. He said, 'I can't run after suspects, but I can roll over them with my charm!
I asked my paralyzed friend if he wanted to go skydiving. He said, 'Sure, as long as there's a parachute for my wheelchair!
Why did the paralyzed man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked my paralyzed friend if he wanted to play cards. He said, 'Sure, just make sure it's a game where folding is allowed!
My paralyzed friend started a delivery service. He's never late; he just takes a little longer to arrive!
I suggested to my paralyzed friend that he should try surfing. He replied, 'I'm already board enough!

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