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My dad and technology, they have a love-hate relationship. He's always trying to stay on top of the latest gadgets, but it's like watching a monkey trying to use a typewriter. The other day he calls me and says, "Son, my computer has a virus!" I rush over, and you know what the problem was? He had like a gazillion tabs open on his browser. I'm like, "Dad, that's not a virus, that's just your inability to close a tab!
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Papas, they have this secret language, right? My dad communicates in a series of grunts and nods. I'll be talking to him about my day, pouring my heart out, and he just nods like he's deciphering the Da Vinci Code. And then he'll drop these one-word bombs of wisdom. Like, I'll say, "Dad, I'm feeling lost," and he'll go, "Focus." I'm like, "Thanks, Yoda, that's really enlightening!
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You ever have those moments when your dad decides he's the ultimate handyman? My papa is convinced that with a little duct tape and a lot of determination, he can fix anything. Last week, he sees a leak in the kitchen and goes, "No worries, I got this." Next thing I know, our kitchen looks like the set of a disaster movie. I asked him, "Dad, did you try fixing the leak or auditioning for 'Extreme Home Makeover'?
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You know, they say fathers are the wise old sages of the family, right? Well, my papa takes it to a whole new level. He's got these sayings that sound like he's been consulting the ancient scrolls of dad wisdom. Like the other day, I was stressing out about a deadline, and he looks at me and goes, "Son, remember, a watched pot never boils." I'm like, "Dad, I'm not cooking pasta, I'm trying to finish my taxes!
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