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I asked Papa if he knew how to use emojis. He said, "Of course, I use the smiley face with the colon and the closed parenthesis." Classic Papa, keeping it old school in the digital age.
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Papa's GPS navigation skills are legendary. If you want to go left, he'll take you right – it's like having a human compass that points in the opposite direction just for fun.
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Papa is convinced he has a sixth sense. It's called the "remote control locator." Spoiler alert: it's always in the last place he looks, which is usually the fridge.
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Papa's idea of a high-tech security system is a "Beware of Dog" sign. We don't have a dog. We do have a pet rock named Rocky, though – he's our first line of defense.
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Papa's superpower is turning a simple trip to the grocery store into an epic saga. He'll spend hours comparing prices, and by the time we leave, the milk has expired, and we've entered a new fiscal year.
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My Papa's phone is like a time machine – it takes him back to the '90s every time it rings. I half-expect him to answer with a "What's up, dude?
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Ever notice how Papa magically becomes a technology expert when you need help with your computer? He's like a wizard, but instead of casting spells, he just Googles everything.
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You know you're getting old when "Papa" is no longer a reference to your dad but is, in fact, the mysterious sound your knees make when you stand up.
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Family dinners with Papa are like watching a cooking show where the main ingredient is confusion. He once added salt to his coffee thinking it was sugar. It's now officially the world's worst caffeinated soup.
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