6 Jokes About Pandemics

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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My quarantine routine: Wake up, procrastinate, repeat. It's a real epidemic!

I asked my dog if he caught the pandemic. He replied, 'Nah, just a case of fleas!

I tried to organize a pandemic-themed party, but nobody came. It went viral on social media, though!

I told my friend a pandemic joke. He laughed, then said, 'Too soon.

Did you hear about the pandemic joke? You probably won't get it.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Can't be too careful during a pandemic!

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