16 Jokes For Overwatch

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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What do you call a Torbjörn who can't stop talking? A riveting storyteller!
What's Winston's favorite subject in school? Physics – he loves the 'gravity' of it!
What do you call a Mei who tells jokes? An icebreaker!
What do you call a Hanzo who can't aim? A scatterbrain!
Why did Mercy bring a ladder to the bar? To raise the healing spirits!
What's Reaper's favorite type of music? Soul music!

Overwatch Loot Boxes & Life's Disappointments

Opening Overwatch loot boxes is like expecting a surprise party and getting socks. It's a special kind of disappointment that prepares you for adulthood.

Overwatch Characters & Therapy

I love Overwatch characters – they have such unique personalities. But you know you're in deep when you start wondering if your therapist can help you deal with your Winston envy.

Overwatch Rankings & Self-Esteem

I tried competitive Overwatch to boost my self-esteem. Now I know exactly where I stand: at the bottom of the ranking, questioning my life choices.

Overwatch Cosplay & Fashion Police

I decided to cosplay as my favorite Overwatch character. The fashion police showed up and said, Sir, this is a grocery store. You can't wear a Reaper costume while buying milk. Guess I took Death walks among you a bit too literally.

Overwatch Updates & Relationship Goals

My partner said, We need to talk about our relationship. I said, Sure, but can we do it after the next Overwatch update? Priorities, babe, priorities.

Overwatch Teamwork & Failed Group Projects

I wish my college group projects had the same level of teamwork as an Overwatch match. Instead, it was more like, I'll pick Hanzo, and you guys can carry me, right?

Overwatch Addiction & Sleep Deprivation

My doctor asked about my sleep schedule. I said, Well, I usually go to bed at a reasonable hour, but then Overwatch happens. Before I know it, it's 3 AM, and I'm still contemplating the perfect Mei wall placement.

Overwatch Chat & Shakespearean Drama

The Overwatch chat is a masterpiece of drama. I've seen more plot twists and betrayals than a Shakespeare play. To ult or not to ult, that is the question.

Overwatch & Out of Shape

You ever notice how playing Overwatch is the only exercise I get? I mean, my fingers are in peak performance, but my body is like, Dude, can we switch to a game that involves less cardio? Maybe Chess?

Overwatch Strategy & Procrastination

I take Overwatch strategy very seriously. I spend hours planning my moves, coordinating with my team... but ask me about my life plan, and suddenly I'm like, Eh, I'll figure it out tomorrow.

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