5 Over Text Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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The Autocorrect Victim

Battling autocorrect fails over text
Autocorrect's mission is to keep us humble. I texted my mom, "I love you," and it autocorrected to "I lava you." Well, Mom, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not sure how comfortable I am being compared to molten rock.

The Paranoid Texter

Reading too much into every text message
I texted my crush, "I had a great time last night," and they replied, "Same." Now I'm dissecting the word "same" like a detective trying to solve a murder mystery. Same what? Same level of enjoyment? Same existential crisis?

The Clueless Parent

Navigating the world of texting as a parent
Parents and autocorrect are a dangerous combination. My dad texted, "Your mom and I are going out for a nice dinner. We'll try not to fork it up." Well, Dad, you're forking hilarious.

The Emoji Enthusiast

Interpreting emojis over text
Trying to express emotions with emojis is like trying to perform Shakespeare with stick figures. I told my crush, "I have butterflies in my stomach," and they replied with a caterpillar, a tornado, and a checkmark. I'm not sure if I'm approved for takeoff or headed for a storm.

The GIF Aficionado

Communicating solely through GIFs over text
My boss asked for a project update, and I responded with a GIF of a dog balancing a stack of books. I hope they appreciate the artistic representation of my workload. If only I could balance my life as well as that dog balances books.

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