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I tried impressing my date by ordering in French at a fancy restaurant. The waiter asked, "Are you ready to order?" I confidently replied, "Oui," and then panicked because I didn't understand the rest of the menu.
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Have you ever accidentally said "oui" when someone is speaking a language you don't understand? They could be plotting world domination, and you're just nodding along like, "Oui, that sounds reasonable.
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I tried using "oui" as a motivational mantra. Woke up in the morning, looked in the mirror, and said, "Oui, you can conquer the day!" Then promptly went back to bed.
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Oui" is such a classy way to say "yes." I tried using it in everyday situations, like when the barista asked if I wanted whipped cream on my latte. I was like, "Oui, please, make it fancy.
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Oui" is the international language of pretending to understand what's going on. You could be lost in a foreign country, and as long as you confidently say "oui," people will just give you directions with a smile.
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I asked my GPS if I was going the right way, and it replied with a confident "oui." Little did I know; it was just encouraging me because it enjoys the scenic route. Now I'm lost, but at least the scenery is fantastic.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is binge-watching your favorite show with a big bowl of popcorn and occasionally shouting, "Oui, that's exactly what I would've done!
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You ever notice how "oui" sounds like the word you make when someone asks, "Are you gonna finish that last slice of pizza?" It's like, "Ouiii, that's mine!
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I was in a job interview, and they asked if I had experience with multitasking. I said, "Oui, I can check my phone, pretend to listen, and nod all at the same time.
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