5 Jokes For Oui

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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The Confused Tourist in Paris

Navigating the language barrier
I tried to order a coffee, and the barista kept saying "oui" every time I pointed at the menu. I'm pretty sure I accidentally agreed to adopt a baguette as my new pet.

The Eiffel Tower Janitor

Cleaning up after love locks and selfie sticks
My favorite game as the Eiffel Tower janitor is to guess how many selfie sticks I'll find stuck in the bushes each morning. Spoiler alert: It's always more than yesterday.

The Hopeless Romantic in Paris

Chasing the elusive French romance
I asked a French person if love is like fine wine, and they said, "More like a baguette—crusty on the outside, soft on the inside, and gone in a day." I guess that's a yes?

The French Chef

Mastering French cuisine
The French chef told me to always add a dash of wine to my cooking. Now I'm not sure if he was giving me culinary advice or just trying to get me drunk.

The Parisian Pigeon

Dealing with tourists and crumbs
I overheard a tourist say, "In Paris, even the pigeons say 'oui.'" Well, of course, we do. It's the only French word we've mastered, besides "croissant.

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