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You ever notice how an orange is the only fruit that sounds like it's trying to impersonate a parrot? "Hey there, mate! How 'bout a slice?
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Oranges and parrots, they're like distant cousins in the realm of sound. One might squawk for a cracker, and the other... well, it's just happy to be in a fruit salad.
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Ever wonder if parrots are just trying to fit in with the fruit crowd? "Hey, I can be juicy too!
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It's funny how we never think of oranges and parrots in the same sentence, but once you do, you can't unhear the resemblance. "Orange you glad I didn't say parrot?
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If I had a parrot and an orange in the same room, I'd start an improv session. "Alright, orange, give me your best squawk!
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I bought an orange the other day, and I swear it tried to have a conversation with me. "Squawk! Eat me! Squawk!
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Imagine an orange trying to break into the bird world. "Caw! Wait, wrong sound... Uh, tweet?
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If parrots had a fruit conference, oranges would be their honorary guest speaker. I can hear it now, "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause for our citrusy friend!
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You know what would be a hit? A parrot eating an orange. Talk about a twist in the flavor profile!
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