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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Or are you just happy to see me?
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. Or are you just happy to see me?
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Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other. Or are you just happy to see me?
When Your Vacuum Cleaner Judges You
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I was cleaning my apartment, and my new vacuum cleaner has this super judgmental look. It's got that suspicious side-eye, like it's questioning my life choices. I half-expected it to say, Is that dust on the floor, or are you just too lazy to sweep? I didn't sign up for a cleaning appliance with attitude!
When Your Grandma Discovers Emojis
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My grandma recently learned how to use emojis. Now, every text ends with a smiley face. I asked her, Grandma, are you genuinely happy, or are you just happy to see that new emoji button? She replied with five more smileys. I think she's just trying to out-emoji me.
When Siri Gets a Sense of Humor
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I asked Siri for a joke, and she responded, Is that a request for humor, or are you just happy to hear my voice? Now, I'm starting to think my phone has been secretly attending improv classes. Siri, you sassy virtual assistant, you're stealing my spotlight!
At the Airport Security Check - A Whole New Level of Awkward
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I went through airport security, and the officer looked at the scanner screen, then back at me with a raised eyebrow. I panicked and said, It's just my enthusiasm for this trip! Let's just say the security guard wasn't as excited about my vacation plans as I was.
Is That a Smartphone in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
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You know, I recently upgraded my phone to the latest model, and now I can't tell if someone's excited to see me or just really into their mobile apps. I miss the good old days when people used to say, Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Now it's more like, Is that a smartphone in your pocket, or are you just streaming a funny cat video?
Online Shopping - Where Your Packages Are Always Excited to Arrive
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I ordered something online, and the tracking notification said, Your package is on its way and excited to see you! I didn't know whether to be flattered or concerned. Last time I checked, my new sneakers weren't capable of human emotions. I just hope they're not disappointed when they find out I'm not a runway.
My Dog - The Eternal Optimist
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I came home, and my dog's wagging his tail like there's no tomorrow. I thought, Either he's genuinely thrilled to see me, or he just found the secret stash of treats. Turns out, it was both. But hey, at least someone appreciates my snack choices!
Dating Apps - Where 'Happy to See Me' Takes on a Whole New Meaning
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I tried out this new dating app, and the profile pictures were so misleading. One guy looked like he had a permanent grin, and I thought, Wow, he must be really happy to see me! Turns out, he just had a facial expression disorder. Note to self: always read the bio before assuming someone's enthusiasm level.
Cooking Shows - Where Ingredients Are Always Happy to Mingle
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I was watching a cooking show, and the chef said, Throw in the tomatoes and let them get happy in the pot. Now, I'm not sure if I'm making dinner or hosting a vegetable party. I just hope the onions aren't too sad about being left out.
Fitness Trackers - the Judgey Personal Trainer on Your Wrist
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I got one of those fitness trackers, thinking it would motivate me to exercise. Instead, it constantly nags me. The other day, it buzzed and said, Is that a skipped workout, or are you just happy to sit on the couch? Now I'm starting to miss the days when my watch just told me the time.
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