10 Jokes For Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

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Updated on: Aug 11 2024

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You know, they say, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Well, in my case, it's usually just my phone on vibrate. I've gotta work on my pocket organization.
Ever notice how we all become master detectives when trying to find our misplaced keys? Sherlock Holmes has nothing on me when I'm muttering, "Is that a banana in my pocket, or did I leave my keys in there?
Ever notice how our smartphones are like our modern-day sidekicks? I mean, mine even has the courtesy to vibrate and ask, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Thanks, phone, for keeping my ego in check.
Let's talk about the mystery of sock disappearances in the laundry. Seriously, where do those missing socks go? It's like they're on a secret mission. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or did you just find my sock's secret hideout?
Speaking of pockets, ladies, can we talk about the struggle of fake pockets in women's clothing? I mean, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" No, it's just disappointment because my pants are lying about storage space.
You ever notice how dogs get all the credit for being man's best friend? I think my smartphone deserves a shout-out. It's always there for me, buzzing in my pocket and asking, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Thanks, Siri, you're a real pal.
Can we talk about the struggle of finding the end of a roll of transparent tape? It's like searching for a needle in a haystack. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just trying to find the invisible starting point of this tape roll?
Why do we call it a "pair of pants" but just one "bra"? Shouldn't it be a "pant" and a "bra"? I mean, "Is that a banana in your pant, or are you just happy to see me?" Grammar matters, people.
You know you're an adult when getting a new sponge for the kitchen excites you. It's the little things. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or did you just realize your dishwashing game is about to reach a whole new level of clean?
Why do we always assume happiness when someone's happy to see us? Maybe they just found a great deal on avocados at the grocery store. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or did you just save 50 cents on guacamole ingredients?

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