7 Jokes For Ontario

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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How do Ontarians end a disagreement? They 'mapologize' and find common ground.
Why do Ontarians make great detectives? They always follow the 'map-leads.
What do you call a polite debate in Ontario? A 'sorry-ment.
Ontario is so friendly; even the mosquitoes say 'sorry' before they bite.
Why don't they play hide and seek in Ontario? Because good luck hiding when everyone keeps saying 'sorry' when they find you!
I told my friend I could throw a party on a map. He said, 'That's just a 'celebration' of geography – typical Ontario style!
I asked my friend in Ontario if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He said, 'Sure, but I'm still building my interest.

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