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Why did the scarecrow move to Ontario? It heard the cornfields were 'a-maize-ing'!
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Why did the bicycle go to Ontario? It wanted to take a 'ride-au' the beautiful landscapes!
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Why did the tomato turn red in Ontario? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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I told my friend I could make a pun about Ontario, but it would be too 'polarizing.
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What did the Ontario grape say to the vine? 'Stop wine-ing and let's have a good time!
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Ontario drivers have a special relationship with potholes. It's like a game of Mario Kart, but instead of banana peels, we dodge craters on the road.
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Ontario, where even the geese are polite. They honk at you, but it's more of a 'sorry for interrupting your day' kind of honk.
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Living in Ontario is like being in a relationship with the weather. One day it's all sunshine and warmth, the next day it's giving you the cold shoulder. Literally.
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You know you're from Ontario when you've mastered the art of small talk about the weather. It's not just a conversation starter; it's a survival skill.
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You know you're in Ontario when your GPS says 'Take the 401' and you're like, 'Great, I'll just pack a lunch for that road trip.'
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Ontario is the only place where you can experience all four seasons in one day. You leave your house in the morning with a winter coat, and by lunch, you're regretting not bringing your swimsuit.
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Ontario summers are so short that we have to make plans faster than we can say 'patio season.' It's like, 'Let's do a barbecue!' 'But it's Monday...' 'I don't care, summer waits for no one!'
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Living in Ontario is a constant battle between wanting to save money on heating and wanting to feel your toes. Spoiler alert: the toes usually lose.
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Ontario has four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. They say the only two seasons in Canada are winter and construction. Ontario's like, 'Hold my Tim Hortons.'
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