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Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer? On the whole, he was outstanding in his field!
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers on the whole.
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People use on the whole like it's a verbal safety net. My friend tried to set me up on a blind date, and he said, On the whole, she's a catch. Well, on the hole, she caught a lobster at dinner and named it Larry.
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I heard a motivational speaker say, On the whole, success is about hard work and determination. I tried explaining this to my WiFi router, but on the hole, it still refuses to connect when I need it the most. Success, apparently, has a hole in its signal.
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I was at the doctor's office, and he said, On the whole, your health is pretty good. I was relieved until he added, But on the hole, you might want to cut back on those midnight snacks. Midnight snacks are the whole reason I see a doctor!
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I overheard someone say, On the whole, I prefer dogs over cats. I get that. Dogs are loyal, affectionate, and always happy to see you. Cats, on the other hand, are like, On the whole, I'll acknowledge your existence if I feel like it.
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I told my parents, On the whole, I'm a responsible adult. Then they found out I consider doing laundry as folding my clothes in half and shoving them in a drawer. Apparently, responsibility is lost on the hole.
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I tried using on the whole to make my life sound more put together. Like, On the whole, my life is pretty organized. Then my friend came over, opened my closet, and said, On the whole, your idea of organized chaos is just chaos.
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I was at a family reunion, and Aunt Margaret starts giving this whole speech about family values and unity. She goes, On the whole, we are a strong family. Yeah, Aunt Margaret, on the whole, we're strong, but individually, Uncle Bob can't even open a pickle jar without help.
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You ever notice how people use the phrase on the whole to sound sophisticated? Like, Well, on the whole, I believe in a balanced diet. Yeah, on the whole, I believe in a balanced diet too, but on the hole of a donut is where I find true happiness.
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My girlfriend and I were having a serious talk, and she goes, On the whole, I think our relationship is solid. Yeah, on the whole, it's solid, but when she said that, I accidentally knocked over a plant, and suddenly, our relationship was on the hole.
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You know you're in for a treat when someone begins a sentence with on the whole. My boss called me into his office and said, On the whole, you're doing a great job. I thought I was getting a raise, but on the hole, my paycheck still looked like it was on a diet.
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