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Coffee makers are like the omnipotent wizards of the kitchen. But why is it that every time I try to make a cup, it's more like a potion gone wrong? "Congratulations, you've brewed a disappointment blend!
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I envy cats—they think they're omnipotent just by knocking things off shelves. If I tried that at work, it wouldn't be considered a power move; it would be a trip to HR.
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Can we talk about how pets act omnipotent when they hear a bag of treats rustling? It's like they possess a sixth sense that activates only for snacks. I want that level of dedication in my life!
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Ever notice how toddlers act omnipotent when they hold the TV remote? It's like they possess the power to control the universe with a single click. Meanwhile, I can't even find the remote half the time.
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You ever notice how omnipotent people never seem to be around when you need help with assembling IKEA furniture? I could use a little divine intervention with these confusing instructions!
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Self-checkout machines at the grocery store act all omnipotent until you try to buy alcohol. Suddenly, they need human intervention. "Sorry, I can't verify if you're 21. Call a cashier for assistance!
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I wish my alarm clock was omnipotent enough to understand the concept of weekends. It's like, "Hey, buddy, take a break! Even omnipotent beings need a day off!
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Online reviews are like the omnipotent judges of the internet. You could post a picture of a cute kitten, and someone will still find a way to give it a one-star rating. "Not fluffy enough.
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The weather app on my phone thinks it's omnipotent, but it can't decide if it's going to rain or be sunny. It's like having a magic eight ball that's indecisive about its career path.
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