5 Jokes For Omnipotent

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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The Clueless Celestial Being

Having all knowledge but struggling with social cues
People always expect me to be a mind reader. News flash: I am, but I still can't understand why someone would choose pineapple on pizza.

The Relationship Counselor Deity

Knowing all about love but struggling in relationships
They say love is blind, but being omnipotent means I see everyone's flaws, and I've got a front-row seat to the drama. It's like watching a soap opera in surround sound.

The Overworked Genie

Being omnipotent but stuck in a 9 to 5 job
I'm so omnipotent that I once granted a wish before it was even made. Turns out the guy just wanted a sandwich.

The Mischievous Deity

Having all the power but getting bored easily
They say absolute power corrupts absolutely. Well, I say absolute power makes you consider starting a rock band just for something to do.

The Omni-mess Chef

Trying to cook for everyone when everyone has different tastes
My friends asked for a dinner party where everyone gets what they want. Now I'm stuck making gluten-free, vegan, carnivore-approved lasagna. It's called "Schrodinger's Casserole.

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