9 Jokes For Omg

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no-body to go with! OMG, bone-chilling isolation!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. OMG, truly!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! OMG, quite the saucy tomato.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! OMG, can't trust those sneaky atoms.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! OMG, spine-tingling diplomacy.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing... OMG!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. OMG, truly!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! OMG, it couldn't solve them all.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. OMG, par-fect planning!

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