5 Jokes For Omg

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Overly Dramatic Friend

Exaggerating everyday situations
Ever had that friend who reacts like the world's ending over the most ordinary things? I told mine I was out of milk, and they were like, 'OMG, this is a catastrophe! No milk for your cereal? Might as well cancel breakfast!' I'm like, 'Relax, I'll grab some later.'

Senior Citizen New to Texting

Grappling with text abbreviations
Teaching my grandpa text lingo is an adventure. He just learned about 'OMG' and now thinks it's a universal response. He'll text me something like, 'I baked cookies today,' and his follow-up will be, 'OMG.'

Tech-Savvy Teenager

Understanding parents' use of emojis
OMG has lost its meaning in my house. My grandma thinks it stands for 'Oh, My Glasses!' Every time she can't find them, it's an emergency. She's like, 'OMG, where did I put them?' Meanwhile, I'm thinking, 'Grandma, they're on your head!'

Clueless Celebrity

Misinterpreting internet slang
I love it when a celeb tries to use 'OMG' in an interview. I saw one say, 'I saw my co-star's new haircut, and I was like, OMG, you're rocking that look!' The interviewer had to suppress a laugh while explaining it wasn't a groundbreaking revelation.

Workaholic Boss

Misunderstanding employees' use of 'OMG'
I think my boss uses 'OMG' as a substitute for punctuation now. I got a text saying, 'The deadline is approaching. We need those reports ASAP. OMG.' I don't know if it's urgency or if he's genuinely surprised by the deadlines he sets.

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