10 Jokes About Ole Miss

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Updated on: Jul 10 2025

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You know you're at Ole Miss when even the ghosts are friendly. I walked by a haunted mansion, and the ghost was like, "Hey y'all, welcome! We've been dead for centuries, but we still know how to throw a good Southern haunting.
At Ole Miss, they have a class on the art of saying "y'all" with the perfect Southern charm. I signed up, and now I can confidently say, "Y'all, I graduated from Ole Miss, and my accent's so sweet, even my GPS says 'bless your heart' when I miss a turn.
Ole Miss has the friendliest football team. They don't tackle you; they just give you a warm hug and whisper, "It's okay, we'll get 'em next time." It's like playing against a team of motivational speakers.
At Ole Miss, they have a course on sweet tea pouring etiquette. It's a prerequisite for graduation. I tried to pour my sweet tea too fast, and the professor gave me a disapproving look, like I'd insulted their great-grandmother's secret recipe.
I was driving through Ole Miss the other day, and I saw a sign that said, "Speed limit enforced by radar." Well, I don't know about you, but I didn't see a single squirrel holding a radar gun. Guess they're more into acorn enforcement than speeding tickets.
You know you're at Ole Miss when you see a group of students having a heated debate about which brand of grits is superior. I didn't know grits could be a controversial topic, but apparently, it's a serious matter down here.
You ever notice how at Ole Miss, the squirrels act like they're auditioning for a reality show? I saw one of them holding a tiny microphone, giving a passionate speech about the scarcity of acorns. I think they're preparing for "Squirrel Shore" or something.
I tried to order a salad at a local restaurant in Oxford, and the waiter looked at me like I just asked for directions to the moon. He said, "Honey, we've got fried green tomatoes and biscuits. Salad? Bless your heart.
They say time moves a bit slower down at Ole Miss. I went to their library, and the librarian was like, "Shhh, no need to rush. We're on Mississippi time here. You'll get your overdue book notice... eventually.
I asked a student at Ole Miss for directions, and they responded with landmarks like, "Turn left at the magnolia tree, go straight past the rocking chairs, and if you hit the barbecue joint, you've gone too far." It's like navigating a delicious maze.

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