5 Jokes About Ole Miss

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Updated on: Jul 10 2025

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The Ole Miss Mascot

Trying to live up to the expectations of being a fearsome mascot.
My therapist told me I need to be more assertive. So, I tried to roar like the Ole Miss mascot. Now I'm not only in therapy, but also banned from the zoo.

The Ole Miss Freshman

Navigating the challenges of being a freshman and living up to college stereotypes.
I asked my senior friend for advice on surviving Ole Miss. They said, "Just make sure your grades are higher than your expectations for a Saturday night. Spoiler: It's not that easy.

The Ole Miss Tailgater

Balancing the love for tailgating with the need to actually attend the football game.
My doctor told me I need to cut back on unhealthy habits. So, I switched from beer to light beer during tailgates. Now I call it my fitness routine: lifting less and sweating more.

The Ole Miss Football Coach

Balancing the pressure to win with the unpredictable nature of the game.
I tried to motivate my players by saying, "Imagine the trophy at the end of the season." One guy asked, "Do we get a trophy for participation?" Welcome to the SEC.

The Ole Miss Professor

Dealing with students who are passionate about football but not so much about homework.
When a student asked me if the final exam would be as intense as the Iron Bowl, I said, "If by 'intense' you mean challenging, then yes. If by 'Iron Bowl,' you mean a game, then no. But bring snacks, just in case.

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