5 Jokes For Old West

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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The Outlaw on the Run

Trying to avoid the sheriff and stay one step ahead
Outlaws have the worst job security. Every time I rob a stagecoach, I wonder if I'm going to get a gold reward or a lead reward!

The Lone Prospector

Searching for gold and dealing with the harsh conditions
I asked a fellow prospector how he stays motivated after finding so little gold. He said, "Well, I just tell myself I'm not searching for gold; I'm training to be a world-class dirt inspector!

The Old West Undertaker

Dealing with the ups and downs of a dying business
I tried to boost business by offering a two-for-one deal on coffins. Turns out, people aren't dying to take advantage of that offer!

The Old West Schoolteacher

Trying to educate rowdy kids in a wild frontier town
I once asked my class what they wanted to be when they grew up. One kid said, "I want to be a cowboy!" Another said, "I want to be an outlaw!" And I thought, "Can someone please just want to be a librarian?!

The Saloon Bartender

Dealing with eccentric and rowdy customers
Working in an old west saloon is tough. I asked a customer if he wanted his whiskey straight, and he replied, "No, just like my wife – with a twist!

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