15 Jokes About Ohio State Football

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Updated on: Mar 11 2025

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What's the Ohio State football team's favorite movie? 'Gridiron Gang'!
What's the favorite snack of Ohio State football players? Buckeyes, of course!
Why did the Ohio State football player bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights in the rankings!
What do Ohio State football players and astronauts have in common? They both reach for the stars!
What do Ohio State football players use to clean their uniforms? Buckeye wipes!
Watching Ohio State play is like watching a suspense movie. You're on the edge of your seat, biting your nails, and wondering, 'Will they make it to a bowl game, or is this just a popcorn bowl?'
Being an Ohio State football fan is a full-time job. I asked one fan how they balance it all, and they said, 'Simple, I multitask – I cheer for touchdowns while drafting my resignation letter to the team!'
They say football is a game of inches, but in Ohio State, it's more like a game of 'Can we get just one more inch of pizza at the tailgate party?'
Ohio State football is like a roller coaster ride. You start with high expectations, scream a lot during the game, and by the end, you're just hoping not to lose your lunch.
You know you're watching an Ohio State football game when the players spend more time fixing their hair than executing a play. It's like a runway show with tackles!
The Ohio State marching band is so precise; they can spell out complicated equations on the field. Meanwhile, the football team is still trying to figure out the quadratic formula for winning.
Ohio State football is so serious; they have a course on it. I tried signing up, but apparently, 'How to Tailgate 101' doesn't count as a major.
Ohio State football fans are the only people who can turn a simple game of catch into a philosophical debate. 'Is the spiral a metaphor for life's twists and turns?'
Ohio State's playbook is so secretive, even the players don't know what's in it. It's like trying to decipher a doctor's handwriting – 'Is that a trick play or a grocery list?'
Oh, Ohio State football, where even the referees need a GPS to find the end zone. 'Is this it? No, wait, wrong turn!'

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