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Oedipus decided to become a chef, but his signature dish was always 'mother's recipe' - a little too literal!
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Why did Oedipus refuse to play hide and seek? He didn't want to risk another 'mother' of all surprises!
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Why did Oedipus never win at board games? He always ended up in a 'parental advisory' situation!
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Oedipus tried skydiving once... He thought falling was awkward until he heard, 'Hey, son, remember to pull the cord!
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Oedipus tried his hand at karaoke but always ended up singing 'I Just Called to Say I Love You, Mom!
Oedipus Goes to a Psychics Convention
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So, Oedipus decides to go to a psychics convention. The psychic takes one look at him and says, I see a lot of unresolved issues in your future. Oedipus mutters, Tell me something I don't know.
Oedipus and Freud Walk into a Bar...
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So, Oedipus and Freud walk into a bar. Freud looks at Oedipus and says, You're giving psychologists job security, my friend! Oedipus replies, Well, at least I don't blame everything on a cigar.
Oedipus Rex: The Original Mama's Boy
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You know, Oedipus was the original mama's boy. I mean, seriously, he took the whole I love my mom thing to a whole new level. He didn't just buy her flowers on Mother's Day; he bought her a whole kingdom!
Oedipus: The Master of Blind Dates
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Oedipus should start a blind dating service. I mean, who better to match people up than the guy who couldn't even recognize his own parents? Trust me, folks, I've got a knack for making things awkward.
Oedipus' Wedding Planning
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Imagine Oedipus planning a wedding. We'll have a beautiful ceremony, just me and my beloved. Oh, and a few priests, a chorus, and maybe a detective to figure out if we're related. Just to be safe.
Oedipus: The Real Estate Guru
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You ever notice how Oedipus is like a real estate agent? I mean, he's all about that prime location, right in the heart of the family drama. Yes, there's a bit of a view obstruction, but hey, it's a mother of a deal!
Oedipus in Therapy
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I imagine Oedipus in therapy. Therapist asks, So, how's your relationship with your parents? Oedipus replies, Complicated. I mean, my dad has a bit of an eye issue, and my mom, well, she's just got too much eye for me.
Oedipus' Self-Help Book
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I found Oedipus' self-help book the other day. Chapter 1: Embracing Your Roots. Chapter 2: Breaking Ties That Bind (Literally). And the final chapter, of course, Dating Tips: Keeping It in the Family.
Oedipus Wrecks the Family Reunion
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So, I was at this family reunion, right? And let me tell you, it was more dysfunctional than Oedipus trying to organize a game of Twister. Left foot on Mom? Oh, come on, Aunt Karen, that's just wrong!
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