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You know you've got problems when even your fortune cookie starts saying things like, "Beware of family reunions.
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I bet Oedipus was great at playing hide and seek. His go-to strategy? "I'll just hide in plain sight – they'll never suspect it!
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Oedipus tried starting a band once. They called themselves "The Blind Spots." Their hit single? "I Didn't See It Coming (Literally).
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Oedipus, the ultimate overachiever – he solved the Sphinx's riddle, became king, and unintentionally invented the world's weirdest family tree. Talk about multitasking!
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I was reading about Oedipus, and I thought, "Man, he really took 'finding yourself' to a whole new level. Literally.
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Have you ever noticed how Oedipus must've had the original "complicated relationship status" on his Facebook? "It's complicated, it's familial, and I didn't even swipe right!
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Oedipus goes to the optometrist, and the doctor says, "I think I see the problem. You're not just nearsighted; you're Freud-sighted.
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Oedipus must've been the first guy to experience a true "family reunion disaster." Talk about awkward introductions – "Hi, I'm Oedipus, your son and your husband.
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Imagine Oedipus on a reality show like "Maury." "You ARE the father, the son, and the husband. Congratulations, Oedipus – you've won the dysfunctional family jackpot!
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