17 Jokes For Observation

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Observing vs. Stalking

I tried to tell my friend that there's a fine line between observation and stalking. He said, Yeah, and it's called a restraining order.

The Art of People Watching

I love people watching. Not in a creepy way, but more like an anthropological study with popcorn.

Hidden Cameras Everywhere!

I always feel like I'm being observed. Not by the government, but by my own paranoia.

The Observation Paradox

Ever try to observe an observation? It's like trying to stare at your own eyeball in the mirror.

Observation Overload

If you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember: your cat is probably observing you as the most confusing creature in the house.

Overthinking 101

Ever caught yourself observing a coffee stain on a paper and thinking it's a Rorschach test for your life decisions?

Staring Contest

I was having a staring contest with a mirror when I realized my reflection was probably just observing how weird I am.

The Social Media Obsession

We've gone from observing nature to observing each other's salads on Instagram. Evolution at its finest!

Observation Olympics

If over-analyzing was an Olympic sport, my brain would be the gold medalist by now.

The Dangers of Observing Too Much

You ever notice how people who claim they're observing are just nosy without the commitment?

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