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Why did Obama start a tech company? He wanted to 'byte' into the future!
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What's Obama's favorite kind of magic? Political 'abracadabra' – making problems disappear!
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Why did Obama bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did Obama join a cooking class? He wanted to perfect the recipe for bipartisan stew!
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What's Obama's favorite type of footwear? Loafers, because they're great for diplomacy – you loaf around and things get done!
When Obama Visits Your BBQ
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Have you ever had Obama show up at your barbecue uninvited? Yeah, apparently, he's got this knack for just popping in. I was grilling some burgers, and suddenly, there he was, offering advice on the perfect flip technique. I guess even former presidents can't resist the smell of a good burger.
Obama's LinkedIn Skills
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I was checking out Obama's LinkedIn profile the other day. I mean, the man's got some serious skills listed. But you know what's missing? Expert at dealing with Congress. I guess he didn't want to brag too much.
Obama's Selfie Game
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You've seen Obama's selfies, right? The man's got some serious selfie game. I bet he has a whole team helping him choose the right filter. No, Michelle, Valencia is much better than Juno for this diplomatic selfie.
Obama's Karaoke Night
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I heard Obama loves karaoke. Can you picture him singing Sweet Caroline at some D.C. karaoke joint? I bet the Secret Service joins in on the backup vocals. Bum, bum, bum!
Obama's Netflix Queue
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I recently found out Obama has a Netflix account, and I can't help but wonder what he's binge-watching. Can you imagine him sitting there, arguing with Michelle about what to watch next? No, Michelle, we're not watching another political documentary. Let's go for something light-hearted, like 'Queer Eye'! I bet he gives great ratings.
Obama's Standup Comedy Debut
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I heard Obama's thinking about trying standup comedy. Can you imagine that? So, I used to be the President. Now, I'm just trying to get a laugh without executive orders. I bet he'd kill with those dad jokes.
Obama's Twitter Fingers
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Obama's got those Twitter fingers working overtime. I mean, the man can throw shade like no other. I guess being the President gives you a PhD in 280 characters or less. I can see him now, composing tweets like, Just found out I'm out of guacamole. Thanks, Obama.
Obama's Guilty Pleasures
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You know, we all have our guilty pleasures. Well, rumor has it that Obama's guilty pleasure is late-night snacks. I can just picture him sneaking into the kitchen, trying not to wake Michelle, grabbing a bag of chips, and scrolling through Twitter. The man's just like the rest of us, except he probably has more followers.
Obama's Uber Ratings
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You wouldn't believe it, but Obama apparently uses Uber like the rest of us. I wonder what his passenger rating is. Can you imagine being his Uber driver? Yeah, I drove Obama to the airport last week. Gave him four stars – he kept talking about healthcare policy the whole ride.
Obama's Secret Talents
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You know, I heard Obama has some secret talents. Apparently, he's amazing at making deals and playing basketball. I mean, who knew? I can just picture him in the Oval Office, shooting hoops and making international agreements. Maybe that's why he always had that cool and collected demeanor - he was practicing his three-pointers!
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