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You know you've made it when people start using your name as an adjective. "Oh, that's so Obama!" I tried that once. I spilled coffee all over myself and someone said, "Wow, that's so ChatGPT." I don't think it's catching on the same way.
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Obama has this incredible ability to make a crowd believe in a better future. I tried that at a family reunion, but all I got were eye rolls and someone asking if I brought dessert.
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Barack Obama has that signature slow, deliberate way of speaking. It's like he's giving a TED Talk every time he orders a sandwich. "I'll have the turkey... and let's add a little extra hope and change, please.
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Remember when Obama wore those tan suits, and everyone lost their minds? I wear a tan suit, and people think I'm auditioning for a part in a '70s detective show. Clearly, I need to work on my presidential fashion game.
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You ever notice how everyone becomes a political expert on social media? It's like, "Yes, Karen, I'm sure your cat video analysis qualifies you to discuss foreign policy." Even Obama probably scrolls through his feed, shaking his head, thinking, "Thanks, social media.
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You ever notice how Barack Obama always looked so calm and collected? I mean, I can't even stay calm when my Wi-Fi takes a few extra seconds to connect. He's out there running the country, and I'm over here stressed about a loading screen.
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You know you're influential when you can make "Thanks, Obama" a catchphrase. I tried making "Thanks, ChatGPT" a thing, but people just looked at me like I forgot their birthday.
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Have you ever seen Obama shoot hoops? The man's got skills. I tried playing basketball once, and it looked more like a reenactment of Bambi learning to walk.
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Obama is so smooth; he could probably negotiate his way out of a speeding ticket. If I tried that, the cop would just laugh and hand me the ticket with a side of, "Nice try, buddy.
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