7 Nurse Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 25 2024

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How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What's a nurse's favorite coffee? Espresso-shot!
What's a nurse's favorite exercise? CPR!
How does a nurse stay calm under pressure? They take it one pulse at a time!
Why did the nurse bring a pencil to work? In case they needed to draw blood type!
How does a nurse end a conversation? They just take their pulse and leave!
How does a nurse answer the phone? 'Yellow, this is a lifeline!

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