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You know you're at a fancy hospital when the nurse hands you a pill and says, "This one is imported. It's the Cabernet Sauvignon of painkillers.
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Nurses have this magical ability to make you feel better with just a smile and a thermometer. It's like, "Oh no, I was dying a minute ago, but now I'm just mildly uncomfortable and strangely okay with it.
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Nurses are basically the real-life superheroes of the hospital. They swoop in, save the day, and somehow manage to do it all while wearing those sensible shoes.
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Have you ever noticed that nurses have the most incredible penmanship? They could write prescriptions in hieroglyphics, and the pharmacist would still be like, "Ah, yes, I see, one mummy wrap and a side of ibuprofen.
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You know you've been in the hospital too long when you start recognizing the nurses by the sound of their footsteps. It's like, "Ah, here comes Nurse Tap Shoes, ready to brighten my day.
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I love how nurses use medical jargon to explain things. It's like they're part of an exclusive club, and we're just trying to figure out if we need a secret handshake or a medical dictionary.
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Nurses are the true multitasking masters. They can start an IV, check your vitals, and engage in a heated debate about the best hospital cafeteria food—all while maintaining a perfect poker face.
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Nurses are the unsung comedians of the medical world. They've got a joke or a funny story for every situation. It's like they attended the Comedy Medical School of Laughter and Healing.
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Ever notice how nurses have the power to make any hospital gown look surprisingly fashionable? I mean, move over runway models, we've got the real fashion icons in the ER.
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