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Why did the Norwegian navy get into the popcorn business? Because they wanted to launch sea-corn missions!
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Why don't Norwegian sailors play cards in the navy? They're afraid of the sea-crets being exposed!
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What did the Norwegian admiral say when he retired? 'I've finally sailed into the sunset, it's Norse well!
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Why don't Norwegian sailors bring their phones on deck? Because the signal's always a little bit fjord!
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What's a sailor's favorite type of music in the Norwegian navy? Rock, dock, and fjord!
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What did the captain say when asked about their secret to sailing success? 'It's all about keeping a-boat positive attitude!
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Why did the sailor in the Norwegian navy bring a broom to the boat? To sweep the decks of the competition!
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I read that the Norwegian Navy has a division for psychological warfare. They send out IKEA furniture assembly instructions to confuse enemy fleets. Good luck assembling a defense strategy!
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The Norwegian Navy is known for its stealth tactics. They approach quietly and then ask politely if they can board the enemy ship for a friendly chat. It's like a seafaring book club with torpedoes.
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You know, the Norwegian Navy doesn't have admirals; they have encouragement captains. Instead of yelling commands, they just shout things like, You're doing great, sweetie! Keep sailing!
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The Norwegian Navy's battle cry is something like, For Narnia and also for affordable healthcare! It's a unique blend of fantasy and social responsibility.
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The Norwegian Navy recently introduced a new strategy – instead of battles, they challenge other navies to fishing competitions. Turns out, submarines are excellent at catching tuna. Who knew?
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I heard the Norwegian Navy has a secret weapon: sarcasm. They roll up to enemy ships and go, Oh, you think you can outmaneuver us? Cute. It's like a maritime eye-roll.
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You know, I heard the Norwegian Navy is so polite, they don't have battleships; they have 'gentle' ships. They don't fire cannons; they just send strongly worded letters, like, Dear opposing fleet, we disagree with your maritime choices.
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I heard the Norwegian Navy is so environmentally conscious that their submarines run on electric eels. They're the only navy that fights pollution while fighting the enemy.
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The Norwegian Navy's strategy is fascinating. Instead of camouflaging their ships, they paint them with beautiful fjord landscapes. Enemy ships are too busy taking selfies with them to launch torpedoes.
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