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Imagine being a pirate trying to attack the Norwegian navy. They'd offer you a cup of hot cocoa and a warm blanket instead of a cannonball.
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Joining the Norwegian navy is like joining a floating knitting club. Instead of war strategies, they discuss the latest sweater patterns.
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The Norwegian navy is probably the only navy that uses "Sorry!" as a battle cry. "Sorry, we didn't mean to sink your ship, eh?
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You ever notice how the Norwegian navy is like that mysterious neighbor who never shows up to the neighborhood BBQ? I mean, do they have a secret party boat hidden somewhere, or are they just really good at ghosting?
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You know you're in the Norwegian navy when your warship has a sauna on board. Nothing like a good steam session before facing the high seas.
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The Norwegian navy's strategy: camouflage their ships as giant IKEA furniture. Good luck finding them in the sea of Allen wrenches and meatballs.
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The Norwegian navy must have the friendliest sailors. Instead of firing torpedoes, they probably just send out handwritten apology letters for any inconvenience caused.
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I was thinking about joining the Norwegian navy, but then I realized their idea of a high-speed chase is probably just rowing a bit faster in their wooden boats.
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The Norwegian navy doesn't need submarines; they have the best hide-and-seek players. You think you've found them, but they're just expertly tucked behind an iceberg.
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