5 Jokes About Northerners

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 15 2025

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Snow Shovelers

The never-ending battle against snow accumulation
My snow shovel and I have a complicated relationship. It keeps telling me, "Just one more scoop," and before I know it, we're knee-deep in snow and regret.

Small Talk Experts

The struggle of engaging in small talk with northerners
When a northerner says, "It's not that cold," what they really mean is, "I've forgotten what warmth feels like, and I'm trying to convince myself that frostbite is just a state of mind.

Winter Drivers

Navigating the treacherous road conditions in the north
You know it's winter in the north when your car becomes a portable refrigerator. Forget about iced coffee; I've got iced everything in my cup holders.

Subway Riders

The struggle of personal space in crowded subway trains
Subway etiquette in the north is like a silent dance. We're all pretending not to notice the guy who's practically giving you a lap dance every time the train jerks.

Coffee Addicts

Surviving the long, dark winter nights with the help of caffeine
I tried switching to decaf once, and let me tell you, it was like trying to enjoy a fireworks show in complete silence. There's just no point.

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