6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For noose

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I told my friend I'm learning how to tie the perfect noose. He got worried until he realized I meant a shoelace knot!

My attempt at making a rope pun fell flat. I guess I should knot try again!

What did the rope say during the race? 'I'm on a tight schedule!

Why did the rope apply for a job? It wanted to weave its way into the industry!

I asked the rope why it was always so serious. It said, 'I'm just trying to hang in there!

What did the rope say to the scissors? 'You always cut me out of the conversation!

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