6 Jokes For Noose

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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What did the knot say to the rope? 'You really have a strong grip on me!

I used to be a rope salesman, but I couldn't tie down a steady job!

I tried to tell a joke about a noose, but it always left people hanging!

My friend said I should take up bungee jumping. I'm still not sure, the whole idea seems a bit of a stretch!

I asked the rope about its plans for the weekend. It said, 'I'm all tied up!

I tried to organize a knot-tying competition, but it all got a bit tangled up!

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