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I asked my friend with no arms and legs if he wanted to go camping. He said, 'Sure, I'm really good at 'rolling' up a sleeping bag!
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I told my friend with no arms and legs that he should take up acting. He'd be great at 'rolling' with the punches!
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I asked my friend with no arms and legs if he wanted to play catch. He said, 'Sure, but I'm not much of a 'catch'!
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Why did the guy with no arms and legs become a musician? Because he had a great sense of 'percussion'!
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I met a guy with no arms and legs at the beach. He said he's working on his 'surfing' skills!
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Why did the motivational speaker with no arms and legs get a standing ovation? Because he really 'stood out' in the crowd!
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I told my friend with no arms and legs that he should take up archery. He said, 'I'm already a pro at 'armless' activities!
No High Fives, Please
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People always want to give me high fives. I'm like, Sorry, I'm all out of limbs, but I can offer a killer air high five! It's like a secret handshake, but with a lot more imagination.
Limbo Lament
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You know, someone once said I have no arms and legs. I call it the ultimate limbo challenge. I don't need a pole; I'm living life permanently in limbo. Watch out, world, I've mastered the art of staying low!
Juggling Priorities
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I may not be able to juggle balls, but I've mastered the art of juggling priorities. Who needs hands when you can balance life's chaos with a perfect, limbless pirouette?
Emoji Envy
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People ask me, How do you express yourself without arms and legs? Well, let me tell you, I've become the emoji envy of the town. I've got the real-life shrug down to an art form, and my thumbs-up game is unparalleled.
The Lazy River of Life
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They say life is a river. Well, I've turned it into the laziest river imaginable. No arms, no legs, just floating along. Call it extreme relaxation. You'll never catch me fighting the current; I'm too busy enjoying the lazy flow.
Ninja Training
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I've embraced my limbless status; I'm like a ninja in stealth mode 24/7. You'll never see me coming, and by the time you realize it, I've already rolled away. Call it the art of surprise without limbs.
In a Bind
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Being armless and legless has its perks. For instance, I never have to worry about getting tied up in knots—unless I'm attempting to unravel my life choices. Then it's a bit of a challenge.
Sock Puppet Mastery
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Sure, I might not have hands, but don't underestimate my sock puppet game. I've got characters with more personality in my sock drawer than some people have in their entire family.
Selfie Struggle
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Taking a selfie without arms is an extreme sport. You have to strategically place the phone, find the perfect angle, and hope you don't accidentally switch to video mode. It's like an Olympic event for the smartphone generation.
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